by John Cylc
December 15, 2021
December 15 is Bill of Rights Day.
This is a day when America should be celebrating our liberties. We should be proud at how we, as a people, determine our own destinies and give consent to be governed for a common good. However, that is not how this country operates anymore, and it’s our own fault.
We allowed the left to take over our educational system decades ago. The new “public indoctrination system” is flourishing…and producing “citizens” who believe in Government that will take care of them. American history is now being taught as an evil upon the Earth to this new generation of socialists and communists.
So, with that in mind, I give you the updated leftist version of some Amendments in our once sacred Bill of Rights:
Congress shall eliminate any mention of religion and prohibit the free exercise thereof on any government property or federal land; and abridge the freedom of speech if it is really, really unpopular, racist, sexist, homophobic or mean-spirited, unless you are a member of a pronounced disenfranchised group; and coordinate the viewpoints of the supposedly free press using Big Tech and Media conglomerate partners; and allow subjects to violently riot, loot and burn, but not to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
A well-regulated National Guard and loyal, standing police force, being necessary to the absolute power and security of the State, the right of the subjects to keep and bear Arms must be infringed.
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, unless there is a really scary situation where the State has no desire to argue or demonstrate the need to search any subject, house or property at any time.
The right of the subjects to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, except that all electronic communications, including phone calls, shall be always monitored for the subject’s own protection.
No subject shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases endangering government powers; then any subject shall be indefinitely held for the same offence; and shall be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; and private property may be taken for public use, with petty compensation, if it enables an increase from tax revenue.
In all criminal prosecutions except politically determined instances requiring unlimited isolation and confinement, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses not in his favor, and to have the assistance of least effective counsel for his meager defense.
Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted unless deemed an insurgency by political expediency.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, previously reserved to the States respectively, or to the subjects, shall be usurped by the Federal Government to perform or ignore at their whim.
Somewhere in the remaining Amendments, the left has also somehow recognized the following previously ignored Rights:
-Any mother shall be allowed to slaughter the unborn child living inside her provided the baby has not yet crossed through birth canal*.
(*currently challenging that arbitrary limit to allow post-birth abortion)
-Anyone should be entitled to a house, college education, guaranteed income, healthcare, and anything else that fellow subjects could, and should, fund.
Do not think that this was satire. It is exposing the truth of what the left has been spoon-feeding to fellow American who gobble it down. These are the “citizens” willing to allow the reduction or removal of freedoms to guarantee their safety, comfort, and sloth. They do not realize that those Rights are truly protecting them from the biggest threat to our country-the government.
Some people would prefer to be a kept pet rather than a free animal in the wild. The question is are there enough pets to assist the master in successfully making the whole world a zoo?